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  1. HARBİKIZ
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    The Quilt is Gone and the Fight is Over-İngilizce Fıkralar








    The Quilt is Gone and the Fight is Over-İngilizce Fıkralar


    en komik -İngilizce Fıkralar


    Hodja and his wife were awakened by noises coming from the street. When he
    looked out of the window he saw two people fighting. He took his quilt, wrapped
    it around himself and started walking towards the door. Although his wife told
    him not to get involved, he ignored her.

    "Let's see what is going on," he said and went out.


    As soon as he stepped out of the door, before he had a chance to find out
    what was happening, one of the men pulled the quilt off his back and fled. The
    other one disappeared in the dark.


    Hodja looked after them for a few minutes and then went inside, freezing. His
    wife asked, "What was the fight about?"


    "I don't know what it was all about, but I know that the quilt is gone and
    the fight is over," Hodja replied.








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    A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his wife. Shortly after leaving, the doorbell rings.

    It is her husbands best friend and she invites him in. Since she is in her bathrobe the man says to her "you have the nicest breasts". She says "thanks but my husband would be mad if he heard you".

    He replies "I would pay you $10 just to see one of them". She thinks for a minute and decides to do it.

    He says "Wow that is the most perfect breast I ever saw.I will give you another $10 if you show me both at the same time".

    She does it, and he gives her the money. The friend leaves and her husband comes home. She says "your best friend just stopped by". He answers "Great did he leave the $20 he owed me"




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