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    Basic hotel room, the black one thinks .. 'Ulan' he says, "I understood that I wonder if Laz below while trying to drink?" Passes in front of the mirror and rehearsing. "I understand that no one fvisku .." .. "A raki me, no," he says, "also understand that." ".. Okay me a beer," he says, "so good .. do not understand." And coming down. Leans his elbows on the table and calls out: - "Bartender me a beer." The bartender asks, and then click Basic somewhat acquired strain: - "Brother Laz Are you?" Basic: "uuuy understand how," he says: - "This reception bar across the street .."

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    Basic with the Durst two-storey bus was traveling. Search for a basic mobile phone, took out the upper floor and lower floor, Dursun sought: - "Tursun, What is the situation there?" - " Our driver slept in cells, the bus is going to like that." Basic: - "She is a thing? We do not have the driver on the floor at all. Or without going to the bus."

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    Basic American traffic cop. Road bicycle traffic stop in violation of a priest: - "Stop, I'll write penalty." - "Is the Criminal? Can NOT." - "HACA reason why is that?" The priest replied, laughing: - "My Jesus, right on my arm, the Virgin Mary have left on my arm." Basic immediately thrown: - "Practice, the yazacuğum. Cycling bineysun three people .."

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    Tube passage to be opened in Istanbul, tender .. America, Japan, etc.. all of them submitted their bids, 10 billion, 20 billion dollars We brought a bid of $ 10 thousand in Temel'le Durst .. The Commission went to Trabzon; Temel'le see Dursun .. They also say, "You will tender, let's look at Describe your project?" Key began to tell - "I başlıycam gidicem Anatolian shore of the sea to dig under, go to the European side kazacak Idris. Buluşucaz in the middle under the sea." Authorities asked: - "What ever you got to buluşamazsanız?" Idris also thrown in this time: - "Then you two for the price of a tube passage tube passage will be built "

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    Two aircraft have joined the Black Sea. Aircraft engines of the aircraft after takeoff and damaged one. The pilot had announced: - "our aircraft an engine is broken. There is no need to panic." The second engine on the break soon corrupted. The pilot had announced: - "the aircraft in the second engine broke down .". Basic Dursun returned: - "Tursun pattern will spend the night here."

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    Basic dead. The world looked the other officers to the list, and Temel: - "Oh, your name is not listed you're dead today by mistake ölmeyecektin. I will send to the world again. But as human beings can not be sent according to the rules. However, you want to be sent to an animal in the world. What do you want to be?" After some deliberation, Basic: - "Let me be dolphin," he said. And the world instantly irradiated dolphin. Basic re-turned to the other world, for 3 minutes before the break. Officer asked: - "What happened or? We've sent you, now why are you here?" Basic innocent somehow answered: - "I did not know swimming, drowned!"








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